Category:Faculty
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Father Saul Holstrom, Principal - *Distant thunder rumbles at mention of name. * Jesuit, black cassock, ominous presence. Still resents abolishment of corporal punishment. (Nickname: Father Satan, OhShitHereHeComes!)
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Mr. Kameranski - head of the History department; tenured. Does not subscribe to the rumor that corporal punishment has been abolished. (Nickname: the Antichrist)
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Ms. Howard - head of the English and Literature department, moderator for the yearbook committee, the literary magazine (The Dart) and drama club; she introduced the Creative Writing program to St. Sebastian's when she arrived five years ago. Her classes are some of the most popular (ie, rare homework, Pass/Fail tests). Sometimes brings cookies.
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Mr. Sharp - new head of the Math department; he has been at the school only two years but has become integral to many of the faculty committees on campus. Imported from some part of Great Britain. Kind and patient. Suspected Protestant. Most kids love him; some suspect there's something terribly wrong with an instructor who can be in that good a mood, that great a teacher and have a that keen a sense of humor. (Nickname: Professor)
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Mr. Percy - head of the Science department. Tends to stutter. Tic under left eye more pronounced during the lab portions of class. (Nickname: Twitchy)
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Caleb "Cal" Virgil - chair of the newest addition to the curriculum, Computer Science. Often mistaken for an out-of-uniform student. (Nickname: That Cool Guy What'shisname)
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Ms. Wade - girls' gym teacher and Health instructor, girls' varsity sports coach. Secretly voted Most Likely To Remain A Spinster. (Nickname: the Sadist)
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Coach Glick - Gum. Hat. Whistle. Nominal head of the Athletics department. Coaches Varsity football. Required to teach a class (Health). This class lasts for one week a semester and includes much snickering and squirming. (Answers to "Coach" or "Glick.")
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Coach Trent - boys' gym teacher, Varsity ice hockey coach, instructor for senior level Humanities courses.
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Deacon Jones - shows up to help Fr. Saul when Mass is held on Fridays in the auditorium.
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