Gaming Quotes

Super Happy Fun Gaming Quotes for your Complete and Total Enjoyment and Amusement

Mage

Cartney - "Bad things happen when I drink!"
JJ - "Like what?"
Cartney - "Like I end up in America!"

Mike Mike singing a song about a Dreamspeaker - "I'm a Dreamspeaker, I'm walking through the Umbra 'cause the Umbra is my bitch."

Kid Africa - "At least Damien had style."
Porter - "Oh no, you didn't." *snap*
Cartney - "Oh, he's gay!" (Referencing Porter)

Josh explaining why seeing a Winter Sidhe freaked him out - "I have a snowflake in my head!!!"

Quiz talking about Chow's Knights Templar armor - "It has a plus....plus to armor."

Mike Mike simulating a dialogue that may arise after a Cultist tries to lick their way through a certain something - "How did you lose your tongue?" "Chorister warding."

Nara - "I think we've set precedence for all the Mage players all over the world. There is an It X in Balador."

Richard - new term coined on 1.4.08: "ball-jacking". This is when the pearl on a blackberry is jacked.

Mike Mike - "Yummy tastes like guilt."

Adrian in response to Edi's (Kyra's char) utter evisceration of a werewolf - "I think I'm in love."

Storytelling Siin sneezes halfway through a scene description - "Apparently I'm allergic to plot."

Mike Mike in reference to some Progenitors' crazy injectable truth serum - "It's like a mental colonoscopy."

Shadowrun

Caine (Rob's Character): "Anyone will talk if you pour gasoline over their kids!"