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Super Happy Fun Gaming Quotes for your Complete and Total Enjoyment and Amusement

Mage

Cartney - "Bad things happen when I drink!"
JJ - "Like what?"
Cartney - "Like I end up in America!"

Mike Mike singing a song about a Dreamspeaker - "I'm a Dreamspeaker, I'm walking through the Umbra 'cause the Umbra is my bitch."

Kid Africa - "At least Damien had style."
Porter - "Oh no, you didn't." *snap*
Cartney - "Oh, he's gay!" (Referencing Porter)

Josh explaining why seeing a Winter Sidhe freaked him out - "I have a snowflake in my head!!!"

Quiz talking about Chow's Knights Templar armor - "It has a plus....plus to armor."

Mike Mike simulating a dialogue that may arise after a Cultist tries to lick their way through a certain something - "How did you lose your tongue?" "Chorister warding."

Nara - "I think we've set precedence for all the Mage players all over the world. There is an It X in Balador."

Richard - new term coined on 1.4.08: "ball-jacking". This is when the pearl on a blackberry is jacked.

Mike Mike - "Yummy tastes like guilt."

Adrian in response to Edi's (Kyra's char) utter evisceration of a werewolf - "I think I'm in love."

Storytelling Siin sneezes halfway through a scene description - "Apparently I'm allergic to plot."

Mike Mike in reference to some Progenitors' crazy injectable truth serum - "It's like a mental colonoscopy."

Mike Mike GM'ing some NPC's - "I saw a Euthanatos in a Yankees shirt." "Hey Joe, put all our money on the Yankees!"

In response to an accusation of book theft, Zeke answers the Hermetic back with a Haiku:
Boku no uchi
wa hon ga arimasen,
ichiban baka...
(The books are not in my house, you huge idiot...)

While working on a project, Daisy offers to help the Toymaker:
"I really want to help you take it apart." -- Daisy
"Well, you can just stand there." -- Toymaker

"I wind the monkey!" -- Toymaker

"I don't let you talk to my normal customers. I'm certainly not going to let you talk to my half-dead customers." -- Sergei

Daisy and others are in a cave where the walls are made of souls stitched/merged together. They are holding the latest victims captives prisoner until they can be integrated into the walls. Daisy offers a solution: "I don't understand why I just can't taze the wall!"

After almost running into an earth elemental, the group runs away in their SUV. After a few miles, Sara's Character Kat V pipes up:
"I think we need to get further away from the earth thing."
One of the other characters mentions the distance, to which she replies: "I don't know. I feel like earth is kinda everywhere."

"Somebody put a swizzel stick in Time." -- Daisy

Luyu to Daisy: "You're kind of adorable, in that 'I'm surprised you're not dead' kind of way."

After being asked to correspond out a bible from a random hotel room, Daisy objected rather hard: "I can't steal the Holy Book!!"

After Daisy suggested using some bizarre magick to resolve a situation, Jimmy offered up his opinion: "CoughcoughandVulgar!cough"

Luyu explaining the situation to Sian: "There's a zombie... or something."

John's Euthanatos talking about an animate corpse: "It's like a ghost, but the meaty parts."

John's Euthanatos: "I changed my mind. Give me the pot."

Shadowrun

Caine (Rob's Character): "Anyone will talk if you pour gasoline over their kids!"

Biggio Goon: "I'm not running from Biggio, I'm bait!" Goon to Slim Marcone, after he and his crew had extracted him from a street clinic.

Nathanial Blackwing (Head of the Tir Ghosts) to Eldor: "Prince Lofwyr will see you now."

Guard (To Spiff, Mike's character, where he and his team are in a Crash Cart outside of a Vector Sigma Hospital, trying to perform covert survellience): "May I ask why you are waiting here?"
Spiff: "We are waiting for approval to take this guy into the ER. The paperwork hasn't been approved yet."
Spiff: "Really? Let me see what I can do...(A few seconds later)...Ahh, the paperwork has been approved. Pull into the ambulance bay."
Spiff: "Err...hold on...looks like this guy's insurance just ran out...sorry dude. (Starts unloading Siin's character KnightDemon, who is playing the role of the patient). No insurance, no service."
KnightDemon: "But wait, I got money...(holds out a credstick)."
Spiff calls headquarters, and using his charisma, convinces the guard that he is having trouble with 'paperwork': "Yes... that'll be a new account...NEW ACCOUNT...why can't they ever get things straight..."

Star Wars

Elix (Mike H's char): "Ah, finally someone who is comfortable with death."
Sulaan (Nara's char): "More comfortable than you know. MuAHAHAHAHA" (Yes, she really did the maniacal laugh)

Zahl Ro (Siin's now deceased Shi'ido): "Don't worry, I'll get out of the way as you fire the torpedo."

Mike H's character talking to Vader regarding mutually beneficial information.
Vader: "What do you want for this information?"
Talus Fel: "I want you to say 'Please'."

Heroes Unlimited

Mike H's character gets Pandora's box, which is warm. He is rubbing it on his face and then goes to lick it. Jolt (Siin's character): "DON'T LICK Pandora's Box!... Wait... that came out way dirtier than I wanted."