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'''In response to an accusation of book theft, Zeke answers the Hermetic back with a Haiku:<br> | '''In response to an accusation of book theft, Zeke answers the Hermetic back with a Haiku:<br> | ||
| − | Boku no uchi<br> | + | '''Boku no uchi'''<br> |
| − | wa hon ga arimasen,<br> | + | '''wa hon ga arimasen,'''<br> |
| − | ichiban baka...<br> | + | '''ichiban baka...'''<br> |
| − | (The books are not in my house, you huge idiot...)'''<br> | + | '''(The books are not in my house, you huge idiot...)'''<br> |
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| − | + | While working on a project, Daisy offers to help the Toymaker:<br> | |
| − | While working on a project, Daisy offers to help the Toymaker: | + | "I really want to help you take it apart." -- Daisy<br> |
| − | "I really want to help you take it apart." -- Daisy | + | "Well, you can just stand there." -- Toymaker<br> |
| − | "Well, you can just stand there." -- Toymaker | + | <br> |
| − | + | '''"I wind the monkey!" -- Toymaker'''<br> | |
| − | '''"I wind the monkey!" -- Toymaker''' | + | <br> |
| − | + | "I don't let you talk to my normal customers. I'm certainly not going to let you talk to my half-dead customers." -- Sergei<br> | |
| − | "I don't let you talk to my normal customers. I'm certainly not going to let you talk to my half-dead customers." -- Sergei | ||
==Shadowrun== | ==Shadowrun== | ||
Revision as of 11:33, 7 October 2009
Super Happy Fun Gaming Quotes for your Complete and Total Enjoyment and Amusement
Contents
Mage
Cartney - "Bad things happen when I drink!"
JJ - "Like what?"
Cartney - "Like I end up in America!"
Mike Mike singing a song about a Dreamspeaker - "I'm a Dreamspeaker, I'm walking through the Umbra 'cause the Umbra is my bitch."
Kid Africa - "At least Damien had style."
Porter - "Oh no, you didn't." *snap*
Cartney - "Oh, he's gay!" (Referencing Porter)
Josh explaining why seeing a Winter Sidhe freaked him out - "I have a snowflake in my head!!!"
Quiz talking about Chow's Knights Templar armor - "It has a plus....plus to armor."
Mike Mike simulating a dialogue that may arise after a Cultist tries to lick their way through a certain something - "How did you lose your tongue?" "Chorister warding."
Nara - "I think we've set precedence for all the Mage players all over the world. There is an It X in Balador."
Richard - new term coined on 1.4.08: "ball-jacking". This is when the pearl on a blackberry is jacked.
Mike Mike - "Yummy tastes like guilt."
Adrian in response to Edi's (Kyra's char) utter evisceration of a werewolf - "I think I'm in love."
Storytelling Siin sneezes halfway through a scene description - "Apparently I'm allergic to plot."
Mike Mike in reference to some Progenitors' crazy injectable truth serum - "It's like a mental colonoscopy."
Mike Mike GM'ing some NPC's - "I saw a Euthanatos in a Yankees shirt." "Hey Joe, put all our money on the Yankees!"
In response to an accusation of book theft, Zeke answers the Hermetic back with a Haiku:
Boku no uchi
wa hon ga arimasen,
ichiban baka...
(The books are not in my house, you huge idiot...)
While working on a project, Daisy offers to help the Toymaker:
"I really want to help you take it apart." -- Daisy
"Well, you can just stand there." -- Toymaker
"I wind the monkey!" -- Toymaker
"I don't let you talk to my normal customers. I'm certainly not going to let you talk to my half-dead customers." -- Sergei
Shadowrun
Caine (Rob's Character): "Anyone will talk if you pour gasoline over their kids!"
Biggio Goon: "I'm not running from Biggio, I'm bait!" Goon to Slim Marcone, after he and his crew had extracted him from a street clinic.
Nathanial Blackwing (Head of the Tir Ghosts) to Eldor: "Prince Lofwyr will see you now."
Star Wars
Elix (Mike H's char): "Ah, finally someone who is comfortable with death."
Sulaan (Nara's char): "More comfortable than you know. MuAHAHAHAHA" (Yes, she really did the maniacal laugh)
